How long does it take to read Noisy Outlaws, Unfriendly Blobs, and Some Other Things . .?
That Aren't as Scary, Maybe, Depending on How You Feel About Lost Lands, Stray Cellphones, ... Quite Finish, So Maybe You Could Help Us Out
Ted Thompson, Eli Horowitz, Lemony Snicket, Nick Hornsby, George Saunders, Kelly Link, Richard Kennedy, Jon Scieszka, Sam Swope, Clement Freud, James Kochalka, Neil Gaiman, Jeanne DuPrau, Jonathan Safran Foer
Noisy Outlaws, Unfriendly Blobs, and Some Other Things . . by Ted Thompson, Eli Horowitz, Lemony Snicket, Nick Hornsby, George Saunders, Kelly Link, Richard Kennedy, Jon Scieszka, Sam Swope, Clement Freud, James Kochalka, Neil Gaiman, Jeanne DuPrau, Jonathan Safran Foer takes about 3 hours 42 minutes to read at 250 words a minute.
About 3 hours 42 minutes
A weekend read
First published 2005. 202 pages, about 55,550 words. Written for children.
8 days at 30 minutes a day
Estimate based on 275 words per page.
At other speeds
| Slow, 150 words a minute | 6 hours 10 minutes |
| Average, 250 words a minute | 3 hours 42 minutes |
| Fast, 400 words a minute | 2 hours 19 minutes |
The page count is the median across 4 editions, so your copy may differ. How we calculate.
About the book
A collection of stories for wise young people and immature old people!A collection of stories for wise young people and immature old people, written by today's best authors spinning new tales. Each story features fullcolor illustrations by artists including Barry Blitt, Lane Smith, David Heatley, and Marcel Dzama.The collection includes previously unpublished children's stories from Jonathan Safran Foer (Everything Is Illuminated), Nick Hornby (High Fidelity), Neil Gaiman (Sandman), George Saunders (CivilWarLand in Bad Decline), Kell Link (Stranger Things Happen), and Jon Scieskza (The Stinky Cheese Man).From the Trade Paperback edition.
Subjects: Fiction, Humor (Fiction), Juvenile Fiction, Short Stories, American Short stories, Children's fiction