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Sloane Crosley

I Was Told There'd Be Cake by Sloane Crosley takes about 4 hours 19 minutes to read at 250 words a minute.

About 4 hours 19 minutes

A weekend read

First published 2008. 235 pages, about 64,625 words.

9 days at 30 minutes a day

Estimate based on 275 words per page.

At other speeds

Slow, 150 words a minute 7 hours 11 minutes
Average, 250 words a minute 4 hours 19 minutes
Fast, 400 words a minute 2 hours 42 minutes

The page count is the median across 7 editions, so your copy may differ. How we calculate.

About the book

Wry, hilarious, and profoundly genuine, this debut collection of literary essays is a celebration of fallibility and haplessness in all their glory. From despoiling an exhibit at the Natural History Museum to provoking the ire of her first boss to siccing the cops on her mysterious neighbor, Crosley can do no right despite the best of intentions-or perhaps because of them. Together, these essays create a startlingly funny and revealing portrait of a complex and utterly recognizable character that's aiming for the stars but hits the ceiling, and the inimitable city that has helped shape who she is. I Was Told There'd Be Cake introduces a strikingly original voice, chronicling the struggles and unexpected beauty of modern urban life.

Subjects: Nonfiction, American essays, Humor (Nonfiction), Humor, form, essays, Humour, American Women authors

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