How long does it take to read Bart Simpson's Guide to Life?
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Bart Simpson's Guide to Life by Matt Groening takes about 3 hours 31 minutes to read at 250 words a minute.
About 3 hours 31 minutes
A weekend read
First published 1993. 192 pages, about 52,800 words.
8 days at 30 minutes a day
Estimate based on 275 words per page.
At other speeds
| Slow, 150 words a minute | 5 hours 52 minutes |
| Average, 250 words a minute | 3 hours 31 minutes |
| Fast, 400 words a minute | 2 hours 12 minutes |
The page count is the median across 17 editions, so your copy may differ. How we calculate.
About the book
Starved for the whole truth, man? Take a bite out of this bitsy but beefy package, brimming with flavorized morsels of wit, wisdom, and worldly knowledge brought to you by the one and only Bartholomew J.* Simpson ~ get the hard-knocks facts of life from the guy who's seen it all, heard it all, done it all ~ and denies it all. NUTRITIONAL INFORMATION Serving Size: 192 pages, plus cover Number of servings: 1 Contains less than 2% of the minimum U.S. RDA of niacin and riboflavin. Contains 100% of your daily fiber requirement (served with whole milk). INGREDIENTS PAPER, GLUE, PROCESS INKS (CYAN, MAGENTA, BLACK, YELLOW), CARDBOARD (*The "J" stands for "jenius.")
Subjects: Bart Simpson (Fictitious character), The Simpsons, Humor, American wit and humor, Life skills, Cartoons and comics