Marcia Thornton Jones books in order

30 books in the catalogue, about 42 hours of reading in all; the shortest takes 1 hour and the longest 2 hours.

30 standalone books in the catalogue.

Standalone books

Vampires Don't Wear Polka Dots 1990 1.4 h Santa Claus Doesn't Mop Floors 1991 1.3 h Werewolves Don't Go To Summer Camp 1991 1.7 h Ghosts Don't Eat Potato Chips 1992 1.3 h Leprechauns Don't Play Basketball 1992 1.3 h Frankenstein Doesn't Plant Petunias 1993 1.1 h Pirates Don't Wear Pink Sunglasses 1994 1.4 h Skeletons Don't Play Tubas 1994 1.5 h Witches Don't Do Backflips 1994 1.6 h Cupid Doesn't Flip Hamburgers 1995 1.4 h Dracula Doesn't Drink Lemonade 1995 1.4 h Elves Don't Wear Hard Hats 1995 1.3 h Gremlins Don't Chew Bubble Gum 1995 1.5 h Zombies Don't Play Scoccer 1995 1.3 h Cyclops Doesn't Roller-Skate 1996 1.2 h Gargoyles Don't Drive School Buses 1996 1.5 h Bogeymen Don't Play Football 1997 1.3 h Mrs. Jeepers' Batty Vacation 1997 2.2 h Unicorns Don't Give Sleigh Rides 1997 1.3 h Ghouls Don't Scoop Ice Cream 1998 1.2 h Hercules Doesn't Pull Teeth 1998 1.3 h Knights Don't Teach Piano 1998 1.2 h Goblins Don't Play Video Games 1999 1.8 h Trolls Don't Ride Roller Coasters 1999 1.3 h Wolfmen Don't Hula Dance 1999 1.5 h Robots Don't Catch Chicken Pox 2000 1.3 h The Bride of Frankenstein Doesn't Bake Cookies 2000 1.4 h Ghost Class 2002 1.6 h Frankenstein Doesn't Start Food Fights 2003 1.2 h Snow Monsters Do Drink Hot Chocolate 2009 1.2 h